marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Every concussion has its silver lining
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We need to get me chipped asap
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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