Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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