Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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