I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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