Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
we made out on top of his cat.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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