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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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