I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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