oh god the rape fog is back!
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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