they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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