After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
The air was thick with penises
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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