I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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