what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
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It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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