Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
