hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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