But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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