The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Randomize
