Got a toothbrush?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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