My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
