Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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