Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
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when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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