Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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