R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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