You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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