I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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