So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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