maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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