Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
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