he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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