All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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