Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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