Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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