that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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