I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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