Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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