perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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