You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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