My brain says no but my pants say off.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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