Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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