Don't you send me to vm
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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