The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
they're like a gay fantastic four
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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