kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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