just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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