I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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