Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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