He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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