I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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