sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.