He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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