You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
