I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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