so explain again why im purple
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I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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