dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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