Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come back. Shots need mouths.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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