You're completely useless in the revolution.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
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im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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