called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
