We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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