Dual....:-)
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
