This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I bet he comes in French.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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