You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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